Octomom’s getting her own show? WTF!

Where do reality TV wanna-bes go when no station will take them?

Apparently UStream, which is the company that has signed a six-figure deal with Octomom, Nadya Suleman.  She will stream a live show from her home every Sunday, and bless us with her pearls of wisdom about topics like, shopping, diet/nutrition, fitness, parenting (that’s like getting parenting tips from Brooke Mueller), and the three-years-ago rumors that were being circulated about her.

Now, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure no one’s given a rat’s ass about her since she had a yard sale where she sold her own used panties (can we invent a word for the ick level on this one), to save her house.

Some may say locking in six figures is a lot of money, but lets be real here people, after getting groceries and everything else her 14 kids need, I doubt she’s clearing a significant profit.

UStream gets an Iron Thumb for shelling out money on this reproductive nightmare, naively thinking that she’ll be able to maintain a large audience week after week.  I’m pretty sure this will be one show we won’t be sad about missing.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/08/octomom-ustream-contract-show/

Mariah Yeater, your baby daddy ain’t Bieber

With a laundry list of poor judgment trailing behind her, Mariah Yeater has made her first intelligent decision since prior to getting knocked up: she’s dropped the suit against Justin Bieber that claims he’s the father of her child.

Now, unless you’ve lived under a rock for the last few weeks, you know the story: she was plucked from obscurity at a concert, escorted backstage where she and the Biebs engaged in a rapid, virginity- stealing sexual encounter in a backstage bathroom that resulted in the child in question.

And lets not forget the documentation that informs us of Ms. Purity’s previous claims of paternity against an ex-boyfriend.  But, Miss light bright forged on and made an appearance on The Insider, claiming that “without a doubt” JB is the father of her baby.

Me thinks the lady is full of shit, because if she were so certain, there would be no dropping of the suit, and Biebs would be en-route to a  sterile room with an oversized Q-tip as we speak.  But, I guess she FINALLY realized that this ugly path she was on would only get uglier if she continued. This, my friends, is the smartest move she’s made in recent history.

But, it will not stop her from getting an Iron Thumb for not only going against the Bieber machine, but also for exposing herself as the incredibly stupid, leg-spreading chick she is.  Perhaps she’ll have better luck on Maury.

Mariah Yeater, what’s your plan for the hole you’re digging?

It looks as if Mariah Yeater is beginning her media circuit, stopping  by The Insider last night to talk about her quest to name Justin Bieber as her baby daddy.

Catch the video here:

http://www.theinsider.com/gossip/46054_Mariah_Yeater_Admits_Still_Being_Scared/index.html

Of course, she’s cleaned up her look, taking out her numerous piercings to appear virtuous and motherly on TV (fat chance of that!) although if you peek at her nails, she still struggled to match up her polish.

And another of course, there are plenty of tears to go around, and she admits to being scared.  As she should!  From what I can tell, she really has no clue how dedicated Bieber fans can be (and lets not forget those lawyers of his too).

Mariah Yeater, you are becoming a thumb favorite.  She gets an Iron Thumb for having the audacity to get on national TV to share her full of shit story, shed tears like she doesn’t know how this is going to end, and continue to make herself look like an asshole.

Kim vs. Kris: the fallout begins?

Not one to waste any time, Kim Kardashian has stopped following soon to be ex-husband Kris Humphries on twitter.  (gasp)

Now she has a little more “personal space” to air her grievances about her epically failed marriage to her committed fans.

I’m thinking that if Kris was unsure of whether or not Kim was serious before (because sometimes filing for divorce doeesn’t send a clear enough message) being unfollowed on twitter should bring him around.

Still, on top of all of the other ridiculous drama Kim’s actions have stirred in the web-wide world, this cheesy, 7th grade move is completely asinine.

So, Kim K. gets an Iron Thumb (the second in as many days) for having the maturity of a tadpole.

Courtney Stodden’s mom: the woman who knows her best…

Because The Daily Beast wouldn’t cough up 10k to interview (potential Dr. Drew celebrity rehab castmate) Courtney Stodden, they chose to talk to the woman who helped create the “sex in high heels” girl prancing around the Net-her mother.  The only conclusion I have come to after reading Krista Keller’s remarks is that Courtney must get her brains from her mother.

Read her comments here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/02/courtney-stoddens-mom-speaks_n_1071422.html#s429000

Now if you’ve read my previous post  (http://wp.me/p1ST3x-2M) about the creepy nature of Courtney’s fame,  (the creep factor increases exponentially when I think about her marriage), then the following photos should only continue to validate how wrong it all is!

The last time I saw this pose, a mother was holding her baby.  Then again, there’s a similar age gap, but with sex tossed in there…yikes!

I’m pretty sure the pumpkin did not agree to this.

This is her way of telling us of her plans for her boobs in the future.

Yet again, Courtney Stodden gets an Iron Thumb for keeping her grossly weird vibe reverberating through the web-iverse, and not yet having found a cure for her 50 year old face stuck on her 16 year old body.