Mariah Yeater, your baby daddy ain't Bieber

With a laundry list of poor judgment trailing behind her, Mariah Yeater has made her first intelligent decision since prior to getting knocked up: she’s dropped the suit against Justin Bieber that claims he’s the father of her child.

Now, unless you’ve lived under a rock for the last few weeks, you know the story: she was plucked from obscurity at a concert, escorted backstage where she and the Biebs engaged in a rapid, virginity- stealing sexual encounter in a backstage bathroom that resulted in the child in question.

And lets not forget the documentation that informs us of Ms. Purity’s previous claims of paternity against an ex-boyfriend.  But, Miss light bright forged on and made an appearance on The Insider, claiming that “without a doubt” JB is the father of her baby.

Me thinks the lady is full of shit, because if she were so certain, there would be no dropping of the suit, and Biebs would be en-route to a  sterile room with an oversized Q-tip as we speak.  But, I guess she FINALLY realized that this ugly path she was on would only get uglier if she continued. This, my friends, is the smartest move she’s made in recent history.

But, it will not stop her from getting an Iron Thumb for not only going against the Bieber machine, but also for exposing herself as the incredibly stupid, leg-spreading chick she is.  Perhaps she’ll have better luck on Maury.