Where do reality TV wanna-bes go when no station will take them?
Apparently UStream, which is the company that has signed a six-figure deal with Octomom, Nadya Suleman. She will stream a live show from her home every Sunday, and bless us with her pearls of wisdom about topics like, shopping, diet/nutrition, fitness, parenting (that’s like getting parenting tips from Brooke Mueller), and the three-years-ago rumors that were being circulated about her.
Now, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure no one’s given a rat’s ass about her since she had a yard sale where she sold her own used panties (can we invent a word for the ick level on this one), to save her house.
Some may say locking in six figures is a lot of money, but lets be real here people, after getting groceries and everything else her 14 kids need, I doubt she’s clearing a significant profit.
UStream gets an Iron Thumb for shelling out money on this reproductive nightmare, naively thinking that she’ll be able to maintain a large audience week after week. I’m pretty sure this will be one show we won’t be sad about missing.